From the mixed up brain files of Rabbi Shmuel Rabinovitch, this encouraging item from the JTA:
The Pope can't wear his Idol at the site of the Jewish Communal Idol.
I can see it now: The Cross versus the Wall! Who's ritualized object of suffering will prevail?
It's a new version of Rock=Paper=Scissors!
Did Rabbi Rabinovitch come up with this as the humorous month of Adar slips away, feeling blue that Purim has passed so he thought he'd lighten our moods as we prepare for the clarifying harshness of Passover?
"Shmuely! This is Isaiah talking! I'm standing next to Ezekiel and Amos and Hosea and Jeremiah, chilling by the Throne of Glory with the One Who is Awesome Over All. And He has this message to deliver:
IT'S ALL M-E-T-A-P-H-O-R!"
Worth dusting off your old Yeshayahu Leibowitz here, who notably called the Western Wall, six weeks after the Six Day War, the "largest discotheque in Israel."